I've never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should've auditioned for clipboard guy.
I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.
If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.
Edit: I just looked up this Aella person
Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist
I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent
It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.
Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck
They apparently only got three minutes each
Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.
She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.
They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.
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I can't come sometimes, it's a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people.
she was a rationalist blogger before she was a sex worker as far as i know
Begging my fellow men to have some standards Jesus Christ.
1600 people wanted to have sex with someone who hasn't showed in a month and averages one shower every 11 days? Fucking hell.
It's misleading, she swims regularly.
I tend to wash off the chlorine after swimming, I guess she just let's it absorb through her skin?
You're supposed to shower before you swim at literally every pool
Yeah idk how much chlorine she adds but her house has one and it doesn't appear to be filled with algae
It appears fairly well maintained. As to how much more chlorine you'd have to add to a domestic swimming pool to make it sterile, I guess that's what the extra money is going into.
"A shower once every 11 days is rookie numbers. Besides, no need to shower when you only go to a workplace that has a smell you've been desensitized to." - Me, who works in a factory anywhere from 5-7 days a week from week to week.
No, don't ask me what my longest stretch without a shower is, you don't want to know.
I know this is not at all a popular opinion, and I'm reluctant to say it even here on hexbear. But daily showering really is overrated. It can also be bad for your skin microbiome, especially if you use soap with antibacterial properties.
Also hair that goes unwashed for good lengths of time will always be healthier hair than frequently-washed hair, even if it's with the most expensive bourgsie ass shit shampoo at the salon. Just as an example, you know all those shampoo ads for dealing with split ends? Yeah, just don't use the shampoo/conditioner at all, letting your natural hair oils build up, conditioning your hair and your "split ends" will be gone or at least markedly better than they would be with any overpriced garbage hair product that promises to cure them.
Yeah she posts them. Obviously her "hotness" is a matter of personal taste, but it's not surprise that a lot of men were eager to bust in a conventionally attractive woman.
Holy shit. I can't figure out which would be worse; her not showering days before the gangbang or days after it.
fucking bravo, it’s been a while since a comment made me cackle like this.
This is a porn advertisement. Aella is a OnlyFans model. The numbers probably aren't even real. This chart was just made to advertise her OnlyFans. You posted a porn ad.
The numbers probably are real, she wrote a massive essay about it on her substack that I can't read because I will not be giving this demon any money.
I highly doubt that the numbers are real. It was published on substack for sale, not NIH. It's a smut story, not a scientific journal. The whole thing looks like it was manufactured to appeal to redditors who browse /r/dataisbeautiful. It's porn for people who watch rick and morty or who have ever referred to themselves as a "sapiosexual". Porn for bazinga brains.
She probably didn't even write it. Her onlyfans is a whole business. It has thousands of monthly subscriptions. She probably has hired writers.
It's as real as "there's hot singles in your area waiting to chat with you right now" or "step-bro I am stuck in the washing machine".
The marketing is clever. Free viral marketing. I saw it posted all over reddit. The ad is even on Hexbear. Good for them.
Nah, this is a trip report about her sex work. We support sex workers usually. Especially if their job is to take money from tech bros.
-famous sex worker, took some goofy gnome pics like a decade ago, posted about doing acid, is part of the Effective Altruist cultEffective Altruism
It's like they correctly realized capitalism is a death cult and propagating global suffering, but instead of seeing if anyone else has ever worked out alternatives before them (
) they came up with the brilliant idea to...pick the right careers and make donations? Without any actual material analysis of why things around the world are the way they are. Also apparently they have an algorithm that they say can predict world events or something.Show
What an amazing prediction, no one else could have possibly seen that one coming, I'm sure.
Apparently a bunch of techbros like Sam Bankman-Fried were heavily involved so that's how you know it's a joke ideology.
pick the right careers and make donations
On first blush, there's a certain amount of logic to this, but then the EA people all "realized that AI is the most dangerous thing ever" and started giving all of their money to each other's AI startups, so whatever it started as it ended up being a techbro grift.
It's just utilitarianism with the serial number filed off and happiness demons being real life demons
There is a certain logic to the original ideas of effective altruism. If you want to make positive change in the world, you will be more able to do so if you are a powerful person.
The problem is you can essentially use it as a justification for endlessly pursuing your own personal power. After all the more powerful you become, the more good you can do! In fact it makes it easy to justify committing immoral acts in the pursuit of power-- think of it from a utilitarian point of view! I am going to do so much good once I'm rich, that it will far out weight the harm I'm doing now. In other words, an okay idea that is used and abused by the greedy and power hungry to convince themselves they aren't bad people.
yeah like some charities are more effective than others, and if you're already an engles maybe it's some kind of better to find some billable hours and pay people to "volunteer" at the soup kitchen rather than do it directly yourself but those guys all went fucking nuts about pascal's wager instead.
Yeah, there's the seed of a sensible idea in there, which is just "if you're going to try to improve the world, you should think carefully about where and how to spend your limited resources to have the most impact." That's fine--good, even--but these ghouls have used that idea and their own ideological preconceptions to bootstrap themselves into some absolutely insane positions.
A big part of the problem is that they extend their utility calculations indefinitely into the future with no temporal discounting whatsoever. That leads to a hyperfixation on "existential risks" and trying to optimize for lives 100,000 years in the future at the expense of lives today. Their "leading philosophers" say unhinged things about this: one of them claims that delaying the technological singularity is "costing" us something like 250 billion lives per second, since in the future when we're an intergalactic civilization with 500 trillion people, that's how many people will die every second before we have post-Star Trek levels of technology. Somehow this is taken by actual thinking human beings to be a compelling argument instead of a reductio ad absurdum of the position.
The lack of any temporal discounting means that they see things that actually matter--like climate change, a lack of healthcare, or the ravages of global capitalism--as fundamentally unimportant. After all, if you can save 30 trillion lives in the year 45,000, who cares if a few billion die in the year 2060? The eventual impact of this is that most of them have talked themselves into thinking that AI "alignment" is the place they should all be focusing all their resources, since Robot God will either save us all from death forever or usher in human extinction, and thus its future utility numbers are either infinitely positive or infinitely negative. Therefore, they all insist that anyone not giving all their money and time to science fiction AI grifts like MIRI is fundamentally irrational and that trying to help actual people who are actually suffering right now is dumb, short sighted, and based in emotion (pejorative) instead of reason.
They're fucking infuriating grifters.
https://shinigami-eyes.github.io/
It flags transphobes red and trans allies green. Works with reddit, twitter, wikipedia, and I'm sure other social media, idk i don't really use them much.
Does it say what threw the flag. I'm certainly not seeing anything in the history.
idk what comment someone flagged but there's plenty of sus ones
I wonder if in the next few decades we'll see an uptick in homeschooling as a reaction to wokeness infecting the schools
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1362635548477726721
ive been doin lots of reading bout native american tribes and theres so many stories like "and then they slowly roasted a 6 year old girl to death" or "then they sliced the bottoms off his feet and made him walk over coals" that im like idk mebbe colonialism was an improvement?
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1707623419666469309
Not knowing too much about the middle east, I was like "idk there's rarely good guys and bad guys, I'm sure it's complicated, media can be biased, I reserve my opinion till I know more" But the more I learn the more I'm like ok Israel seems clearly more good here
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1716709798945685512
Yeah she's a clown.
that second and third tweet are related. as a Rationalist, she's not (just) being duped by propaganda. she's knowingly and willingly supporting a project of racist settler colonialism because she thinks it is right that the greater races should dominate the lesser races.
if you seen anyone transphobic on hexbear, report them to the mods, they aren't welcome here
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Not yet it seems, can't imagine it would be very hard to get working with lemmy though.
Making it work on Hexbear might be dangerous. Transphobes would literally start getting Death Noted. Wait actually….
One of those rich, fake job having pseudo intellectual who sit around pondering about life inside their mansion/luxury condo
The IDF requires 3 years minimum of such experience for anyone applying to the seed saver brigade.
17 came in Aella
20 either came in a fluffer or didn't cum at all
another 19 signed up, interviewed, got tickets, and did not show or did not do the whole purpose of the event
This girl got ratio'd by a fluffer
I glanced through the article she posted. She had 5 fluffers and additional people holding her down (she has a non consensual kink). I think overall the ratio of participants in the orgy and "staff" at the orgy were 1:1.
It would be such an offbeat thing to do, since staff were actually paid.
"Oh yeah I was paid $50/hr to observe an orgy and note orgasms without participating or interfering in any way" would be a great conversation starter
"I keep track of all sorts of things on data sheets. Restaurant menu items, agricultural production, housing markets, calls from stolen phones. Once I even kept track of outcomes at an orgy!"
Been a cuck before for free
additional context and deets
(non monogamous m(?)f relationship, not a great winning personality for a dude[depressed, boring, and nerdy AF] so my other partners were definitely fewer and farther between in comparison, plus the dudes were never bi or heteroflexible; plus one foursome I did have, I completely emasculated the dude who came in like 30 secs without trying to... Ironic considering he was talking a big game. Still pounding his girl for about 30mins with no signs of needing to stop especially since I had drank, and for me at least, makes it nearly impossible to cum; so definitely not a skill issue or lacking the equipment. Just wished that he wasn't so weird about it because no one cared that he came in 30 secs or less and we all wanted to do a redo to assuage his fractured ego and enjoy more swinging...)
, but getting paid would be the dream. :p
Good for her. I prefer to celebrate my birthday by ignoring it, but we all got our ways.
The whole thing sounds pretty gross for everyone involved, frankly, but not morally wrong
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Tfw your sex life looks like a disastrous invasion of Russia.
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His name is Drew Scanlon and IIRC he had a decent take on the DPRK for a lib.
wait what the person who posted this banger tweet would be zionist?
imagine my shock
(cw ableism)
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The blog post she wrote about it also opens with a Nelson Mandela quote.
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